Wednesday, August 11, 2004

Bad, bad math.

Ok, gather 'round, everyone. I'm going to impart a bit of wisdom you all would do well to heed. if you ever listen to anything I ever say to you, make it this; trust me.

NEVER have more shots than beers. NEVER, EVER, EVER. EVER.

I had the dubious honor of turning 34 yesterday. The plan, as presented to me, was for a few friends to help celebrate quietly. Why must my home consistently be turned in to a house of lies? "Few" turned into roughly 20, and "quiet" became "Tiki Night" at McGarveys'. I was deceived. And boy did I pay for it. I had more shots than beers. Never ever again. In fact, I think I'm abolishing all shots entirely. It's not worth feeling like I have part of Annapolis' sewer system running through me. Yuck.

Anyhoo, i still plan on posting stuff about the trip with the Foxxe, i lave lotsa lists to share, and so much more!

See ya!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thanks for stopping by my weblog and wishing me a happy 34th. Sounds like you had a wicked good time on your special day. So happy belated birthday to you.


Ursula
http://www.barzey.com

Anonymous said...

Happy Belated Birthday!

On your birthday you must always drink more shots than beers, makes ya remember how old you are ;)

Cass