Thursday, February 01, 2007

Excellent ideas...

Thanks to all who responded to my last post regarding how to mitigate a bookstore turd. There were many excellent ideas, but Heather's was the best.

I quote, "Take $5, rub it across your ass a few times (before you leave the house, please) and pay him with that. Or, better yet, rim it!"

Thy will be done, Heather.

A full report to follow.

3 comments:

allez oop said...

Remind me to never borrow money from you.

chewy said...

i'm suddenly not so keen on having dinner at your house....

Heather said...

My house or his house? Because I want you all to know that there would NEVER be ass-rubbing or rimming of any kind of anyone's food at my house.



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