Thanks to all who responded to my last post regarding how to mitigate a bookstore turd. There were many excellent ideas, but Heather's was the best.
I quote, "Take $5, rub it across your ass a few times (before you leave the house, please) and pay him with that. Or, better yet, rim it!"
Thy will be done, Heather.
A full report to follow.
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Remind me to never borrow money from you.
i'm suddenly not so keen on having dinner at your house....
My house or his house? Because I want you all to know that there would NEVER be ass-rubbing or rimming of any kind of anyone's food at my house.
We tea bag everything.
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