LOOK AT THIS LINK RIGHT THE F*CK NOW!!!
I became a Yankees fan the first time my daddy f*cked me.
DO IT! DO IT!! DO IT!!
Now go tell your mother you love her, drink an icy cold beer ot three, and go make sweet love to some sort of barnyard animal (unless you are a Yankees fan, then you probably already are and should quit the livestock and go back to takin' it downtown from pops); the world is coming to an end...
The Sox might just do it.