Ok. Check out the diagram above. It's of an average Washingtonian. See anything missing? Yep! That's right! Reason. It's missing damn reason.
Why am I especially bitter today? Simple. Today was the day Washingtonians decided to celebrate St. Patrick's Day. Parade and everything. Not the seventeenth, when it actually occurs. Nope. Today. I could see if St' Paddy's fell on a weekday. Then it might make sense. But this year it's on a Saturday. What gives, idiot land?
F*cking idiots. Yikes.
3 comments:
even the tards here haven't gone that far off the map. who wants to celebrate st. paddy's on a sunday? it's bad enough when it actually falls on a sunday but to actually CHOOSE to celebrate it then? that's maddness.
Okay - don't blame all washingtonians - blame the idiot politicians/city planners who plan this shit. I don't know why they do it either. Redonkulous.
Sadly, it's not just in D.
C.
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