To maintain a dog park in Sh*tstain, DC, the following conditions must be met;
1. There can be no evidence of rats within a six-block radius.
2. Every single tenant within visual range of the space must agree in writing to having a dog park. Every single one.
Sure. We can have a dog park. Simply meet these two main requirements.
Oh, by the way, this requirement is only for dog parks. Restaurants, schools, and day-care centers do not have to meet these requirements.
Get me the hell out of dodge. This place stinks.