Wednesday, June 30, 2004

We have a Fancy New Character!

On rare occassions you meet someone so profound, so intriguing, so bigger-than-life, you simply must write about them. That, or you've eaten Indian food with them. Either way, they need to be shared; their fancy pants are simply too beautiful not to share. But, how to share such majesty? How do you possible share with the masses someone who makes such deep and insightful statements as,

"A giant schlong would make you very popular here in DC."


"Country Roads my ass."

We are truly lucky to know such genius.

Now all she needs is a name...and to get drunk.


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