I created this entry to apologize to Orlando Cabrera and Doug Mientkiewicz, the two players the Sox ultimately got for Nomah. I referred to them as "two retards and a hand job."
I was harsh. I was abruptly unfair. I shoudn't have.
Then I looked at their stats.
Orlando Cabrera: .246, 4 HR, 31 RBI
Doug Mientkiewicz: .246, 5 HR, 25 RBI
I just can't do it. I can't.
As stated previously, the Red Sox today traded Nomah for two retards and a hand job.
At least Boston fans got fucked in the deal. That's better than a hand job, I guess. But it feels more like we got fisted.